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Frequently Asked Questions: Handsome Al

Question: Is Handsome Al really handsome?

Answer: Yes, Ladies, Handsome Al is a real Hunk with Movie Star Looks. He's a bit over 6 feet tall, brown eyes, broad shoulders, and a quick and easy smile. He don't drink, smoke, or chew and he don't go with girls who do. He is drop dead handsome (that's why we call him handsome Al) and is quite shy about his good looks. I've seen women trip, fall, stumble and walk into walls trying to get a closer look at him. I refuse to put his photo on our Website, because I wouldn't have enough time to respond to the hundreds of thousands E-mail mail requests to meet him.

Question: Does Handsome Al answer the Telephone?

Answer: Yes, he does, but please don't make him blush by asking him if you are actually talking to Handsome Al.

Question: Is Handsome Al single?

Answer: Yes, ladies, Handsome Al is single, but we will not allow him to date anyone who is not as pure as the driven snow. She also has to be easy on the eyes, because we would be delighted to have some handsome grandchildren.

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