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author portraitTalkin' Texan Book - banned in Texas!
That's right folks. The Author of this book has revealed way too many secrets about Texas cities, towns, and its native language. Now any foreigner north of the Red River, or south of the Rio Grande can walk, talk and act just like a real live native Texan.
"This is a book that should not be tossed aside lightly. It should be grabbed and slammed up against the nearest wall with all your might."
Weighing in at 1 pound 1 ounce the author thinks this book would also make a mighty handy doorstop.
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Did y'all know that there are still members of the Catholic Church who want to "burn books.?" Yep, just log on to Catholic Forums for the Catholic Church and discover that Talkin' Texan is also listed with Huckelberry Finn as one of the many books the Catholics want to burn. Apparently "book burnings" are still in vogue on the Catholic Forums
The author of Talkin' Texan is very honored to be referred to as The Texas Mark Twain, because Samuel Clements also has two books on the National "banned books' and "book burning" lists.
What have the guardians of our morals found so offensive about "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and Talkin' Texan?
The American and International Morals Nazi's have also banned, or banished:
Ulysses by James Joyce
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
Black Beauty by Anna Sewell
Little Red Riding Hood has been banned in California since 1989
The above books have been banned, or banished from our schools and Public Libraries in America. Yep, "the home of the brave and the land of the free", or should we say the "Home of the nieve and the land of the buy one get one free.
The Quran and The Bible have also been banned as controversial in many nations of the world.
The author is no longer allowed within the city limits of his beloved hometown of San Antonio, Texas. His Grandma and Grandpa in Hondo, Texas will no longer speak to him. His sons and daughters have changed their last names and have moved to other cities and towns within the state. His grandchildren refuse to call him "grandpa" and will throw cow patties at him when he comes to visit them.
Canyon High School located in New Braunfels, Texas has stricken his name from their attendance records. The University of Schulenburg has changed their name. The city of Schulenburg will no longer recognize him as the Great Grandson of the "Father of Schulenburg."
His beautiful wife, Miranda, sent him to live in the doghouse. Now, 'ol blue, his favorite dog refuses to sleep in the doghouse, even on the coldest of days, and no longer wants to be petted. The dog will snarl and growl whenever the author approaches him.
The author has since changed his name to Whitey Duet and is living in abject poverty and obscurity in the Mountains of Arizona.
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