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Our visits have exploded and our sales have sky rocketed.
Our products are listed on the first page of All the Major Search Engines.
We don't have to spend any money at all on advertising anymore, because the Script Kiddies are doing all our promoting for us.
Yep, when you have Script Kiddies working for you, you can just kick back and relax, fire up the grill, add a few more steaks to the fire and heft a few more cold ones.
This is just one of the many secrets revealed in our Search Engine Positioning Book.
Yep, Script Kiddies are more than a few bricks short of a full load. They ain't the brightest light bulbs in the package. There seems to be a light on upstairs, but their ain't anyone home. Seems the dog has been keeping them under the front porch for too way long.
Script Kiddies seem to have splinters in the Windmills of their mind, from sitting on wooden benches in front of their computer.
Well, visits are down this week, because those sniveling, snot sucking Script Kiddies have been playing with themselves while visiting their favorite Porno Web Sites. Either that, or they're all dizzy and all out of breath from inflating their only lover.
Well, Crud, my visits are down again for the last several days. Perhaps the Script Kiddies Mom, or Dad has started charging them rent. Shucks, Script Kiddies just go ahead and suck your thumb if it makes you feel any better.
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