Script Kiddies Frequently Asked Questions about script kiddies

Script Kiddies Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Do Script Kiddies ever get Married?

Answer: Well, no, because they'd have to get a first date.

Question: Do Script Kiddies ever have any children?

Answer: No, because a Script Kiddie will only perform sex by Solitaire and there is no recorded record of an inflatable doll ever bearing a child.

Question: Would you ever call a Script Kiddie a gob of spit?

Answer: No, because a gob of spit has a purpose, because it will add moisture to the earth, and grow plants.

Question: Would you ever call a Script Kiddie pond scum?

Answer: No, because Mother Nature uses pond scum to protect and nourish native species in our lakes and ponds.