Script Kiddies, or Hackers?
Stephen Thompson
Script Kiddies, or Hackers?
Stephen Thompson
Some folks may call them "Hackers", but they are actually "Script Kiddies."
Research at Child Psychology Today has revealed the following common traits about Script Kiddies:
Script Kiddies are an only child.
Script Kiddies Still live at home with their Mom, or Dad, or they're in State Prison. Some are supported by Government programs such as SDI and have free housing, Food Stamps, Dish Network, Central Air, and High Speed Internet. Hey, is America a great country, or what?
Script Kiddies have no pets, friends, or family relationships. There was one who loved cats and dogs. She said they were delicious...
Script Kiddies are predominately Psycho, skitzo, and delusional. Some are kept safely tucked away in Mental Hospitals while others on SSI call themselves "single moms."
Script Kiddies possess no social skills and are very seldom seen in public. The vast majority of them are behind bars with free high speed Internet access.
Script Kiddies are so butt ugly they should only be viewed while they are lurking and drooling, in their favorite dark alleys. Keep your distance. Use a 10 foot pole if you have one. If you can't find a 10 foot pole, buy a stun gun.
Script Kiddies consider nose buggers an appetizer. They eat them before each Prison meal, or in the comfort of their own sty.
Script Kiddies were never completely potty trained and remain frequent bed wetter's well into their teenage years.
As a group, Script Kiddies are the worlds' largest users of Depends.
Script Kiddies have no personal hygiene skills and seldom wash, shower, or take baths.
Script Kiddies prefer the company of cut-out posters and inflatable dolls. With all the money they save on water, soap, and toiletries they are able to buy the latest state of the art inflatables.
Script Kiddies are virgins, sexually unfulfilled and satisfy themselves by hacking into, and visiting Porno Web Sites. All of their sex acts are performed alone in front of a state of the art computer screen.
Home Page Script Kiddies Help Script Kiddie Recruits
Script Kiddies Frequently Asked questions My Favorite Script Kiddie
My favorite Script Kiddie IP addresses
24.177.134.6 - 24.203.221.164 - 65.214.44.148
63.238.163.76 - 211.157.100.153 - 65.19.169.228
70.84.132..74 - 64.140.49.69 - 38.118.42.38
64.242.88.10 - 63.241.61.8
63.117.169.122 - 207.46.98.148 - 24.22.56.195
12.42.66.107 - 209.41.163.23 -
207.68.146.40 - 63.148.99.234 - 24.144.167.211
Links to other Script Kiddie Websites
Script Kiddie Attacks Script Kiddie - Ankle Biter
Know Your Enemy The Script Kiddy
Webopedia - What is a Script Kiddie?
Script Kiddies - The Internets Cybergangs
Urban Dictionary Script Kiddies
Wired News: Call them Kiddies? Watch Out
Hackers Expose Script Kiddie Underground
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