Script Kiddie Recruits

Too confused about being a real man??? - or woman???

Script Kiddie Recruit Requirements

A Script Kiddie must still live at home and sleep with their Mom, or Dad, or be in State Prison with a lover named Big Bubba. They are now known as King & King Kong.

A Script Kiddie must be able to "copy and paste" all text, photos, and source code.

A Script Kiddie must be a non-paying member with unlimited access to at least 5 Porno Web Sites.

Older Script Kiddies passing for female must be on welfare and have a part-time job as a Porno Phone Queen. She may use a different photo from the one displayed at the top of this page.

A Script Kiddie must be able to repeat the same thing over and over again and expect a different result. Then swear like a San Diego Sailor and repeat for the same results. A light seems to be on, but there is no one home. Don't bother to "Knock, Knock."

Script Kiddies must be able to climax on-line without spraying their keyboard, Mom, Prison Officer, or monitor.

Script Kiddies must be able to inflate their other lover in less than 30 seconds.

Script Kiddies must be able to type 10 words per minute. Having no opposable thumbs, this can be quite difficult at times.

Script Kiddies must be able to bait mouse and rat traps by using only artificial cheese. You must eat what you catch and catch what you eat.

Script Kiddies must possess delusions of grandeur, illusions of having a friend, delusions of having a lover, illusions of self worth, or any of the other multiple illusions concerning productivity.

A Script Kiddie must be socially challenged and they are.

A male Script Kiddie must never be allowed around any female farm animals, nor should any female Script Kiddie be allowed around any stud farm animals. Nor should they be allowed around any petting zoos. If you happen to see one of them lurking around a carousel ride at your local amusement park please call the authorities.