Script Kiddies & Monkeys
Have y'all ever noticed the similarity between Script Kiddies and Monkeys?
Well, I was visiting the "Monkey Barn" in the Dallas Zoo the other day and couldn't help noticing that Mr. Darwin was possibly correct in stating that mankind, & womankind evolved from Monkeys, Chimpanzees, and Gorillas.
Both Monkeys and Script Kiddies will play games all day long and also play with their private parts at home, at the movies, city streets, and sidewalks. I suppose that I shouldn't have been too amazed that Mr. Darwin came to his conclusions about evolution, and his ancestors evolving from Monkeys.
Monkeys and Script Kiddies will also pick fleas, ticks, spiders, and mites off one another and then they will eat them with relish.( mustard, ketchup, mud, dust mites, hair)
Monkeys and Script Kiddies will also steal each others food, toys, and trinkets and then they will scream, giggle, run off and hide.
The Monkeys, Chimpanzees and Script Kiddies will also steal any food, or possessions of anyone who is not paying too much attention to them, and comes too close to the windows, or bars of their cages. I can certainly understand why we would want to keep both of these species off the streets, or behind bars.
Both Gorillas and Script Kiddies will pound their chest and yell loudly whenever they have accomplished something within their average 5 year old child like mentality. Koko was able to think, and talk using International sign language and this very Intelligent Gorilla possessed the I.Q. of an average 5 year old child. I do apologize to Koko and all of her offspring if I have insulted her in any way by comparing the I.Q. of the worlds smartest Script Kiddies to her, or to the fine organization to which she belonged. Perhaps I should have compared Script Kiddies to the wild apes in the Jungles of Africa, or that wild band of 23 Chimpanzees who recently attacked and killed several innocent villagers in Zambia.
Well shucks, now I realize how in-sin-sitive I've been to Monkeys, Chimpanzees and Gorillas, because Monkeys, Chimpanzees, and Gorillas actually do serve a purpose here on Earth, while Script Kiddies serve no purpose, and have no redeeming social values whatsoever.
Koko, I do apologize. Perhaps I should have used the term Great Ape while referring to you, and Ape Shit while referring to Script Kiddies.
Monkeys, Chimpanzees, and Gorillas will copulate to produce young Monkeys, Chimpanzees, and Gorillas while Script Kiddies are unable to reproduce, because their inflatable sex partners do not possess the ability to bear children.