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You may order by Phone, Fax, Email or U.S. Mail

When y'all call us just ask for the Talkin' Texan.... Mention Doogle and receive $1.00 off your Order.

All Orders over $50.00 are shipped "Free" within the Continental United States, because to keep our Prices low we Do Not have a Shopping Cart.   Pricing Policy

 

However, we now have Gift Certificates. Thrill and surprise them with the Perfect Gift of Their Choice. I can't remember how many times I gave what I thought was the Perfect Gift, and they were utterly disappointed. Gee, why did I even bother about going shopping for them? Now I just take them to the Store, or give them an On-Line Gift Certificate.

If y'all have a Business,  Advertise with Us.

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Doogle,Catfish, Handsome Al, Junior,

451 East 58th Avenue                              Pricing Policy We Do Not have a Shopping Cart

(Suite 2569 )

Denver, Colorado 80216

 303-295-2082

 fax 303-295-0456

  When y'all call us just ask for the Talkin' Texan.... Mention Doogle and receive $1.00 off your Order. Tell us Doogles favorite Baseball Team and receive $2.00 off your Order - Please Confirm All Phone-in or Fax Orders by E-mail.

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Unfortunately at this time due to trade restrictions, distance, logistics, time, temperature, and humidity we do not ship to Nigeria.

Golly, Gee Whiz, there certainly are a bunch of daughters of former Generals and deposed politicians in Nigeria with Millions of Dollars they are so generously trying to get out of the country.

Hong Kong Bankers also want me to pretend to be a direct heir to their deceased multi-millionaires. Do American's really trust Bankers???

Shucks, I'd really like to help y'all, but I really don't want to be in a higher tax bracket.

Yup, another day, another dollar in the hole. Hopefully, the fish will be bittin' and I won't make the mistake of gettin' some of that "super stinky" Catfish Bait again, that won't wash-off and spend another three days sleepin' on the Couch. Gee Whiz, I even tried bathin' in expensive Polo Cologne. My Wife, Miranda, don't like Stinky, Smelly Things. Yep, I get to change All the Diapers. Now that I have Grand Children, it's Deja voux (deja vu) all over again. Good Grief, "What are they feeding these Babies?" A more fragrant aroma may possibly be a "Dead Skunk" draped over my head.

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Whenever y'all EMail me a question about Ordering a Product that I've Never heard before, then you will receive $5.00 off your 1st Order. All re-orders over $50.00 will receive a $5.00 Discount.

When y'all call us @ 1-303-295-2082 just ask for the Talkin' Texan.... Mention Doogle and receive $1.00 off your Order. Tell us Doogles favorite Baseball Team and receive $2.00 off your Order. Total $3.00 - Please Confirm All Phone-in or Fax Orders by E-mail.

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     We Accept Visa, Master Card, American Express , Discover, Pay Pal, Check, or Money Order. If you have some really nice Texas Longhorns just let Doogle know. All Orders over $50.00 within the Continental United States are Shipped Free to you. We Ship all Free Shipping Orders by "Priority Mail" - If Y'all have a question about any of our products, just Telephone, Fax, E-mail, drop us a note, or stop by and give us a hug. Doogle loves to be referred to as Hun, Honey, Shug, Sugar, or Sweetie.

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Support Your Local Bookstore Even Overseas - Did y'all know that your Local book Store located anywhere overseas can order the Talkin' Texan Book for y'all and save you a ton of shipping charges verses buying any number of Talkin' Texan Books on-line??? Geez, I sure didn't. Yep, y'all can just walk in to any Local Book Store anywhere in the World and ask for the Talkin' Texan Book by name and they can get the book for you.

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Texas Cookbook - Cookin' n Bookin' Texas Style (Shucks, I am Sold Out) It had my Grandma's recipe for scrumptious Texas Apple Pie.

I also make the absolutely "best" Texas Pecan Pie y'all ever tasted. Well, that is, iffin I don't forget to turn off the dad blasted oven before it turns into Charcoal. Ain't them Fire Alarms wonderful thangs?

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