My Favorite Script Kiddie

Just happens to be from Virginia and Virginia is a Virgin. Georgia ain't.

Most Script Kiddies are male, but Virginia is a female. It's very difficult to tell with her "sister" Georgia.

Question: How do you know this Script Kiddie is a female?

Answer: Because Hell hath no fury like a Script Kiddie scorned? Her male counterparts will not give her the recognition for her many accomplishments. Yep, Virginia is definitely a female. We may have to flip a coin to determine Georgia's gender.

"Ain't she beat, see her slime upon the street"

Question: Is She pretty and foxy?

Answer: Nope, she is not very easy on the eyes. This is probably one of the reasons she became a Script Kiddie. Please see her enclosed photo. She might have been a beautiful baby, but the years have not been very kind. Tis sad indeed what hog food can do.

Question: Does she ever go jogging?

Answer: Well, she has great difficulty jogging, because her knees keep hitting her breasts, and they in turn continually bounce off her forehead leaving those terribly unsightly blemishes.

Question: What are her favorite foods?

Answer: Pizza, Hamburgers, Humongous Sausages, Mice and Bananas, but please don't give her any bananas, or sausages, because this Script Kiddie won't eat them.

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