King George Herbert Walker Bush "Talkin' Texan"

Well, shucks, just because "ol' what's his name" is accused of "Talkin' Texan" ever time he opens his mouth don't mean that "EVERYONE" from Texas who Talks Texan is a lying, cheatin', horse theavin', money grubbin', skallywag of a scoundrel. Just because someone was once in a Texas jail, don't mean that they are a Texan. He was born in New Hampshire and graduated towards the bottom of his class at both Harvard and Yale. We assume that King George either used cheat sheets, or sat next to an ugly fat girl to pass his tests. Normally College professors can't be bought, unless you happen to come from a prominent family, and have a father who is Chief of the CIA. It also helps to have a Grandfather who is a Senator from New Hampshire True Texans are born in Texas and normally go to College in Texas. There are a few exceptions, but not many.

This Clown, who tries to pass for Texan, is the son (we think), of another George Herbert Walker Bush (born in Connecticut), who is the son (we are told) of Preston Bush. (State Senator from New Hampshire)

King George was sent to "Private Schools" when his folks lived in Midland, Texas, because they didn't want him associating with all the "unwashed masses" attending the Public Schools in Texas.

Dubya, the current moron, and currently Commander in Chief of our "all volunteer" Military Armed Forces from America, who claims to be Texan, is speaking with a "forked tongue". It is very easy to tell when King George is lying. Whenever he opens his mouth and sounds come out. Belching don't count and neither can George.

Talkin' Texan Home Page - honest, we ain't lying, but King George is, because he'll be agoin' to Hell for lying anyway, so he wants to be the Greatest in Hell. Hell to the chief, Hail yes!

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