Talkin' Texan Book
ISBN 1-59113-593-1
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- They also have a Fax number, but I forget what it is. Oh, it's 207-262-5544
- Senility is actually a wonderful thing. I can hide my own Easter eggs and plan my own "Surprise Birthday Parties".
- I forget what all I wrote in the book. I suppose I'll have to buy a copy as soon as it's available.
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The Talkin' Texan Book was originally scheduled to be released on December 31st 2002, however my small Texas publisher was bought out by a larger publisher and therefore the book has been rescheduled for release on November 24th 2004, or possibly the 30th at the latest.
I really do apologize for the pregnant pause.
There are many Texas books on the market written by over 2,000 different Texas authors, or by a Texas writer. In my unbiased opinion Talkin' Texan is one of the best that you could ever have in your library, or bookcase.
Um, I do hope that you will also read it, and not just place this book on your coffee-table to impress your friends.
Gee, I do apologize for having no pictures on this Home Page.
There are pictures of Gemstone Watches, Liquid Silver Jewelry, Genuine Gemstone World Globes etc.
If you like pictures, there are over two dozen illustrations in the book "Talkin' Texan"
The Author regrets that he is available for "live" and in person appearances for any of the following:
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Schools, Colleges,
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High Schools
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Pre- Schools
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Graduations
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Fire Drills
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Football Stadiums
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Baseball Stadiums
- Book Clubs, Book Stores
- Chambers of Commerce
- Visitors Centers
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Hospital waiting rooms (At
various times you may find the Author in your local Emergency
Room. Please be considerate.)
- Gift Shops, Truck Stops
- Firemen Conventions
- Texana Conventions
- Store Openings, Store Closings
- Grocery Stores
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Convenience Stores
- Birthday Party's
- Family Reunions
- Church Socials
- Pecan Festivals
- Beer Festivals
- Festivals in General
- Chili Cook offs
- Oktoberfests
- Boctoberfests
- Retirement Homes (The
Author is presently residing in room 13 and is available for
brief chats after naps.)
- Fast Food Restaurants
- Slo food Restaurants
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Steak Houses
- Catfish Restaurants
- Tamale & Beer Restaurants
- Dessert Restaurants
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Local Cafes
- Texas Bar-B-Ques
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Trailer Parks
- Rodeos
- Police Conventions
- Doughnut Shops
- Hawaii and other Foreign Countries
- and local Bus Stops
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The Talkin' Texan Book is also available in:
England ( United Kingdom) - Europe
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Order the Talkin' Texan Book in any Barnes and Nobel Bookstore. If they are out of the book it takes about a week to special order.
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